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It’s A Number’s Game

Baseball

Image Couresty of Tony Moles

Which is exactly how Trevor Hoffman became a wild sensation not just in San Diego, but in the hearts and gloves of Major Leaguers everywhere. I had the distinct pleasure of witnessing one of baseball’s greatest moments this past weekend, at least in my lifetime – the San Diego Padre’s retirement ceremony for Trevor Hoffman’s #51 jersey.

Approximately seven months and ten days after announcing his retirement, PETCO Park and the City of San Diego were ready to pull out all the stops and honor closer, Trevor Hoffman with a pre-game retirement ceremony chock-full of goose bumps. As with all stadiums, I noticed a ton of “Welcome to PETCO Park” signs, but I had no idea just what kind of warm welcome I was in store for and what kind of instant Padres emotions I’d bear as a visitor.

This is no knock on Houston baseball (for once), but I’ve had the opportunity to witness some of Houston’s most recent baseball history including Craig Biggio’s 3000th career hit and Jeff Bagwell’s retirement ceremony during my stint in the Houston Astros Front Office. None of it compares to the warm and fuzzies of this piece of baseball magic at PETCO. The staff rolled out the red carpet from homeplate to the pitcher’s mound, which served as an 18-year path down memory lane as emcee Ted Leitner introduced coaches and teammates of past and present (I desperately tried to find a fitting reference to Matthew McConaughey’s Ghosts of Girlfriends Past simply for namesake but just couldn’t follow through).

A big fan of all things pop culture, one of the best parts of the ceremony had to be the video message from none other than Brian Johnson of AC/DC who had a special message for Hoffman. Hoffman had been using the AC/DC famous hit Hell’s Bells to mark his entrance dating back to ’98 – the same year he became a franchise icon. I quickly learned those dong sounds (yes, dong) had a huge heartfelt impact on San Diegans everywhere. “When we played that song at concerts we used to rock the crowd, but you rocked the mound, mate,” Johnson said during his video message.

Goose bumps may come a dime a dozen in my world, but tears definitely do not. I won’t pretend to be a Hoffman fan club leader, but the ending to this ceremony was second to none and definitely had my Maybelline Volum’ Express mascara running down my chubby little cheeks. As with all professional sporting events, the National Anthem is a part of the game. Probably the most touching gift you can give a man is the voice of his father, one he hasn’t heard since his passing in 1995. As a final “thank you” the Padres shifted attention to the video board where an extremely rare tape of Ed Hoffman, Trevor’s late father, singing the National Anthem at a Red Sox game from 1981 played. The entire Hoffman clan, friends and family alike, grabbed each other for support as they honored the late great Ed Hoffman singing from his heart. There is no money in the world that could duplicate such a feeling inside PETCO Park as this anthem did.

When Hoffman entered the Majors, the career saves record was 349 by pitching sensation Jeff Reardon. During his impressive career that lasted nearly two decades, Hoffman raised that bar by 72 percent where the record now sits at 601 saves. Of course, it’s not sports without some sort of controversy and that would come in the form of Mariano Rivera who is quickly closing in on Hoffman’s coveted MLB record. (At the time this was written, the pinstripe pitcher had 592 saves, plus a slew of post-season appearances, which Hoffman can’t match.)

Although I’m a huge fan of Major League Baseball, I’ll admit there are some teams (which in turn mean some players) I don’t follow as much as I probably should. Especially being in the sport’s writing business that I find myself. San Diego and Hoffman are one of those missing combos, where milestone saves aside; I haven’t really kept up with. It was touching to see the 40,000+ fans in attendance for Hoffman’s retirement ceremony with their cheers and occasional tears, especially when you know the start of the Hoffman|Padres relationship. He was not a very favored trade option as the front office needed to dump salary, which ultimately meant an unpopular trade sending fan-favorite Gary Sheffield to Florida, which brought Hoffman to San Diego as part of the deal in 1993. At the time people thought Gary Sheffield for Trevor Hoffman? Surely baseball operations in Southern California needed to be randomly drug tested after such a trade? Fans were outraged and took every opportunity to boo the rookie every time he took the mound. Hoffman, a rookie in everyway, who at this point had only notched 28 Major League appearances under his belt. Those were extremely small potatoes, especially when a franchise player like Sheffield was involved.

18 years of baseball. 18 years of stats. 18 years of memories. Trevor Time. The Numbers Game:

Padres General Manager, Randy Smith was on the job for 15 days before making the trade for Hoffman who has 601 total career saves with his first save dating back to April 29,1993. Hoffman started with a 95mph fastball whose signature pitch later became his hard-to-hit-changeup. Almost 16 years of his 18-year career was played in a Padres uniform where he recorded 552 of those record number saves. Hoffman was drafted in the 11th round by the Cincinnati Reds and is a 7-time All-Star and finished in the top 10 in NL Most Valuable Player Award voting twice. He became the fourth man ever with 50 saves in a season and finished in the top six in National League Cy Young Award voting four different times (finishing second in the 2006 Cy Young winners). Probably not his favorite stat, but Hoffman became the first pitcher ever not to win the trophy despite the fact he received the most first-place votes. There is still a large discrepancy among the voters if a closer is worthy of such an award, and as a swift kick in the nuts, six writers left him completely off their ballot as their show of disapproval in his role on the pitching staff. Hoffman supported the Padres run to the World Series in 1998 with a club-record 53 saves, a career-best 1.48 ERA (a low 2.76 for his career) and a walloping 1.18 strikeouts per inning. His ERA in save situations was a miniscule 0.49 and the man was a complete stranger to pressure converting an astounding 89 percent of his save opportunities during his entire career wherein the ’98 season he failed just once in 54 tries. This gave him the unheard-of statistic of putting the lid on 54 percent of the Padres’ 98 victories that season. He has 4 National League West Division titles and has been quoted as saying, “the biggest and most coveted title I carried was teammate.”

During his tenure, Hoffman was only 1 of 2 pitchers with streaks of 4 straight seasons with at least 40 saves (Francisco Rodriguez the other) and overall has racked up 9 seasons of 40 or more saves which is virtually unheard of in the game. He has an impressive 1,133 strikeouts and has pitched in 1,035 games. He won the 2004 Hutch Award and was also the 2x NL Rolaids Relief Man of the Year (1998, 2006). Hoffman donated $200 for every save to the National Kidney Foundation in honor of his late father, Ed Hoffman.

Hoffman’s #51 jersey now joins Steve Garvey’s #6, Randy Jones #35, Tony Gwynn’s #19 and Dave Winfield’s #31 in the batters’ eye in center-field as the only 5 numbers retired by the Padres franchise.

Trevor Time Trivia (courtesy of signonsandiego.com): Who are the 3 Padres who have entered games to Hell’s Bells at PETCO Park? Trevor Hoffman, Akinori Otsuka and Luke Gregerson.

The Blonde Side fun fact: Tracy, Hoffman’s wife, was a cheerleader for the Buffalo Jills, where he proposed to her while she was on the field during Super Bowl XXVII. Find a single guy out there on trivia night that knows this trivia tidbit. If you do find one, run, far, far away.

#TrevorTime

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Hot Undies Run – BON

Running

At Houston’s second annual Hot Undies Run, I learned something very important: The simple term underwear is now synonymous with boxers, boxer briefs, loincloths, Spanx, spandex, long johns, corsets, thongs, boy shorts. And treasure trolls.

Underwear also comes in all shapes and sizes. Just take my word for it. When over 700 pairs of undies gather around Rice Village to support a good cause and a local running group, you realize for the first time just how many varieties of skivvies there are out there. Well beyond the realms of Victoria’s Secret.

The Saturday event was a two-mile fun run with a quick stop at the Rice campus bar Valhalla for a refueling of Shiner, and was open to anyone 21 and up “with a sense of humor.” Racers were encouraged to vie for The Best UN-dressed award (with prizes available) and to bring new, unopened packages of socks or underwear, for underprivileged boys and girls in the Houston Independent School District for an organization fittingly called Undies for Everyone.

The idea for this sweaty little fun run came from Carissa Thomas, one of the Brian O’Neill (BON) Running Club’s officers. Thomas is currently working on her MD/PhD and has close family ties to a wonderful organization, the Children’s Tumor Foundation (CTF). She came across a similar idea benefiting the CTF in Washington, D.C. where residents ran around in the cold over Valentine’s Day in their underwear — so of course it only seemed appropriate to start something similar in Houston. In the record-breaking heat.

Myself (left) and Ironwoman finisher, Jennifer Jones (right)

Underwear comes in all shapes and sizes. Just take my word for it. When over 700 pairs of undies gather to support a good cause, you realize for the first time just how many varieties of skivvies there are out there.

In its inaugural year, the race raised more than $7,000 for CTF, but far beyond the money, was the awareness it produced.

BON was launched in the fall of 2008 by Dave Lee — an avid runner and entrepreneur who decided to tie his two passions together. After reading an article in Men’s Fitness about a similar group that epitomized a “fitness culture” in his hometown of Colorado, Lee thought, why not Houston? Sure, the weather may be a bit different than the Rockies, but Houston is social and has a lot of avid runners, so why not?

The loop around Rice is always packed with sweaty runners, but if you’ve noticed an abundance of runners of all levels on Tuesdays, you’ve probably seen BON in action. They meet every Tuesday (rain or shine) from 5:30-7:30 p.m, for a free 5K where people run at their own pace individually or with groups and meet back at Brian O’Neill’s (one of the club’s sponsors) for free snacks and drink specials. Not to mention lots of laughter and great running advice from some of the most hardcore runners Houston has ever seen.

I’ve been given some instrumental advice during my visits to BON — mostly that I run crooked and need to drink more V8. And my doctor agrees.

Lee’s dream in the not too distant future is to expand these free social running clubs to every major city in America. There are already three other local running clubs under this umbrella — CityCentre Running Club (Houston), Goose Acre Running Club (The Woodlands), Berryhill Running Club (League City) — and a fifth is set to launch this September in College Station called Corner Bar Running Club. Later this year, the group will be expanding for the first time outside of Texas to San Jose, Calif., Janesville, Wisc. and Chicago, Ill. – so tell your friends.

Lee is well on his way to making this running club dream come true. And if you know him at all, you know he’ll sure be able to accomplish this task at hand.

Victoria's Secret RICE Angels

For more information about the BON running club, visit the group’s website, Facebook or TWITTER and remember, the club meets every Tuesday for free.

So just show up in your running shoes. Underwear optional.

This article was featured on Culture Map, Houston’s Daily Digital Magazine in the sport’s section.

August 22, 2011/by Jayme
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America’s Next Top Mascot

Basketball

Even from a Houston sports non-traditionalist like myself, I have to admit Clutch is one of the best mascots in the NBA. Hands down. Possibly even in all of sports. Yes, I said it.

If there were such a thing as mascot camp, Clutch would surely be the leader, right? Right.

In it’s second year of mascot camp, the Rockets are still the only NBA team to put on such a camp. While other kids are busy frolicking at music camp or fat camp, twenty of the most energetic middle school, high school and even a few college kids are hanging out with Clutch to learn how to be the best. Without saying a word.

The improv sessions and tips shared at mascot camp were so invaluable, furry and scaly animals from all over Texas and beyond came out. Even Oklahoma native, Sam “The Husky” Davis who is only a junior high student at Sequoyah but is so good at mascotting, he’s the Edmond North High School mascot. (Note – I’m not even sure if mascot can be turned into a verb, such as mascotting, but after witnessing this camp, I’m a proponent for it.) At only thirteen-years old, Sam has been a mascot for four years and is well on his way to anonymous stardom.

Robert Boudwin, or “Clutch the Bear” (which we shall use interchangeably from here on out) has been a mascot for over twenty years and is going into his 17th season as Clutch. Seventeen seasons in a sport is tough. For anyone. Think about it. Not many athletes last that long. Definitely not many front office staff either. And if you don’t think Clutch is an athlete or part of the Houston Rockets front office, you surely are mistaken.

Having witnessed just a 15-minute performance for the campers in an air-conditioned conference room inside the Toyota Center, I can personally vouch that Robert sweats more than Kobe, Shaq and the head of Sam Cassell combined.

If you think he’s not part of the front office, then you’re crazier than one of these animated mascots. At over 9-feet tall, Clutch is a living, breathing billboard and an extension of the Rocketball brand. As Robert pointed out during camp, the ball is in play for 48 minutes, but fans are in their seats for over two and a half hours. That’s 150 minutes chockfull of Clutch antics of dancing, cakes-in-face, stripping down to his skivvies and whatever else the loveable, huggable mammal conjures up.

Even schools like University of Houston – Downtown see the value in Clutch’s camp sending their Gator, Donte Lewis, to learn from Clutch. “They want me to learn to be more interactive, like Clutch,” Donte said. Blake Bjostad and Jake Hansen made the 500-mile roundtrip trek from Allen, TX with their teacher to learn from Clutch. Jake and Blake were the only inflatable mascots (“Big Boy” the Eagle) at camp wowing the group with their signature headstand. Last year, aspiring mascot Ryan came out sans costume to learn the peculiarities of mascotting. After gaining skill and confidence from camp, Ryan happily returned this year as the Cy-Fair Bobcat with costume in hand.

My favorite part of mascot camp was watching the mascoters dress up in their own costumes and take cues from Clutch on the sideline. He’d yell prompts like, “show me elated, you’re on fire, confident” for the mascots to act out.

Here are a few noteworthy performances:
Clutch’s cue: Show me dead.
Sarah Alcoser (aka “Kitty the Bulldog” from John H. Reagan)’s reaction: turns mascot head around
Clutch’s cue (to a female mascot): You’re the man!
Female mascot’s reaction: grabs crotch area
Clutch’s cue: Show me you have to go to the bathroom. Number 1. But don’t grab yourself.
Four mascot’s reactions: not a thing
Clutch’s cue: You just got a phone call. It’s your mother.
Mascot: hangs up phone.

I promised Clutch I wouldn’t reveal all his trade secrets, but here are some key components to being a successful, well-rounded mascot I learned at camp:

– Learn the difference between creepy and aggressive (I can imagine this is a key differentiator to being successful at your gig).

– Find a good balance of your skits and innuendos as a mascot. It’s difficult to make the masses (adults and kids alike) laugh at one skit, but think more like Homer Simpson, not Peter Griffin.

– Don’t wave like a normal person, wave like a cartoon character with your entire body. The costumes absorb motion so every move you make should be exaggerated. If Clutch goes to shake his tail feather, you won’t see anything with that robust costume, so he grabs his hips or his backside for fans to see.

– Like Big Brother, someone is always watching the mascot. With over 18,000 seats in the Toyota Center, Clutch ensures even his break time is part of the game.

– Never let the audience see you partially dressed in costume. “Think of yourself like Superman. You’re either all Clark Kent or all Superman. Never a partial variation of either,” Clutch explains.

– Don’t make refs the butt of your joke. Ever. (Especially not the overplayed Three Blind Mice piece.)

– My personal favorite – “If your character has a tail, make sure that’s all it’s used for.”

That’s a wrap on mascot camp. As Clutch would say, “Good work. Everyone can take their heads off now.”

This article was featured on Culture Map, Houston’s Daily Digital Magazine in the sport’s section.

August 5, 2011/by Jayme
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