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Dwight Misses Again

Basketball
Something tells me Superman could make his free-throws

Something tells me Superman could make his free-throws

Dwight Howard has 88 million reasons to make a free throw. He has 88 million reasons to be consistent. He has 88 million reasons to prove the haters wrong.

Bleacher Report just did a funny piece on the topic of the two things Dwight Howard is awful at: free throws and media questions. Ha, lucky us.

Howard’s answer for his poor free throwing shooting is that we talk about it too much. But in the game of basketball, there aren’t many gimmes. There aren’t many free points. A right-handed layup, that’s a gimme. Heck, in the pros any layup is a gimme. Any time you’re in the paint without a defender up in your face, that’s a gimme. Anytime you play the Jazz, that’s a gimme. 99% of the time Dwight touches the ball, that’s a gimme. Anytime you’ve been in the league for nearly a decade where the free throw line has remained a constant, that’s a gimme. If you’re shooting from a point on the court known as the “charity stripe,” that alone should tell you IT’S A GIMME.

But it’s not just Houston where Howard is sucking it up. Dwight has never really been any good at those free buckets at the line, not hitting more than 50% since the 2010-11 season. There’s this thing about sports – when teams spot your weakness, like in the Astros case where everything seems to be a weakness, they exploit them. It seems to reason if the Astros can’t hit a fastball if their lives depended on it, would you throw them a curveball followed by a slider?

Um, no.

The same rule applies here to Howard – if the big guy can’t sink a free throw when the pressure’s on, why not foul him all day and all night? And it seems to be working, especially down the stretch.

When it comes to free throws, Dwight is the exact opposite of our mascot. Get it? Clutch.

To date, Howard leads the league in free throws. Obviously not ones being made, but attempted shots, so far at 87.

In the much-anticipated Lakers game where Dwight greeted his old teammate buddies on his new home court, they sent him to the line 12 times just in the fourth quarter alone. For those not so good at math, that would have been 12 much-needed points in the fourth quarter, instead Dwight nailed only five. And isn’t that weird? The Rockets lost by one point that night. One.

According to NBA.com Dwight is only hitting 47.1% of his free throws, his second (30.8) and fourth (41.4) quarters

Dwight Howard having trouble from the charity stripe

Dwight Howard having trouble from the charity stripe

averaging the lowest.

And all this talk about how good Dwight is at making free throws in practice really doesn’t matter. I was good during Driver’s Ed, but my awful driving record is pretty much what matters at this point, does it not? My car insurance doesn’t calculate my insanely high rates based on how good I was when I practiced.

I don’t think “Hey officer, I was driving really good and legal until you started watching me,” would suffice as an answer the way Dwight thinks he can tell us the cameras and the lights and the pressure are getting to him. But again, like I always say – I’m not a 6-foot-11 professional basketball player or three-time defensive player of the year…But the point remains, I’m a terrible driver when it counts, as is he a terrible free throw shooter.

The $88 million you signed to come to Houston is meant to account for all that pressure and those cameras and the media and the criticism your bound to take by being a beast of your size and your nature. That’s coddling money for you buddy. And Dwight, if the pressure is getting to you already, perhaps take a page out of Matt Schaub’s book – it isn’t going to get any better until you do. That’s the cold hard truth in Houston and anywhere else.

Not that you should put much stock in Wikipedia, but if you look up “free throws” it even calls Dwight out as “a notoriously poor free throw shooter.” Wikipedia had 450 players to choose from this year alone, let alone the thousands of greats and poors over decades of play, and they cited Dwight as one of the worst. Well, if being one of the worst pays $88 million, put me in coach.

Let me be clear in saying Dwight Howard’s inconsistent free throw shooting isn’t the only inconsistent play the Rockets are experiencing at this point, like never knowing exactly which Patrick Beverley or Jeremy Lin you’re going to get come game time – the team really needs to step it up and win those easy games, and those easy “charity stripe” points.

They’re a pretty high contender this year and I for one want to see a team perform at least as expected this year.

November 14, 2013/by Jayme
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Shane Battier Misses Houston

Basketball

On Feb. 24, 2011, Houston lost a piece of its soul. Not just in the local sports world, but in the community as well.

In a moment of reverse déjà vu, Shane Battier was traded back to the Memphis Grizzlies — the same team Houston acquired him in exchange for Stromile Swift and the draft rights to Rudy Gay back in 2006.

For the first time in five years, the Houston Rockets will hold a home opener without Battier Thursday night. Battier has moved again, leaving Memphis for Miami where he’ll chase a title as a sidekick to the championship favorite superstar trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. The Heat are already 3-0 as the 0-1 Rockets take the Toyota Center court for the first time this season to face San Antonio with Houston just hoping to make the playoffs for the first time in three years.

I’m not sure anyone could have imagined the impact the 6-foot-8 forward from Duke would have had on one of the biggest cities in the country, or conversely the impact that city would have had on him and his family.

Battier was a stronghold with the Rockets, starting all but seven games during his four and a half seasons. He played a key role in 2008 when the Rockets recorded the second-longest consecutive wins streak (22) in NBA history, spending the most time of any player on the court during that impressive streak (according to Michael Lewis’ often-referenced New York Times article, “The No-Stats All-Star”).

Battier logged 11,910 playing minutes and scored a total of 3,052 points during his tenure with the Rockets. His heart and soul on the court, his defensive hustle and never give up attitude are just a handful of reasons Rockets fans everywhere fell in love with the guy.

And that’s just on the court.

More Than a Baller

Photo Courtesy of NYTimes.com

Sporting News didn’t name Battier the seventh smartest athlete in sports for nothing. Battier has made a career out of being smart both on and off the court and finding a way to connect with his team and fans on more than just a professional and athletic level.

“You hope to make a connection with the community that you are a part of. I was proud of my five years in Houston, it was an amazing ride. So many great relationships were started and I am proud that I had an impact in my years in Houston,” Battier wrote in an email interview.

Off the court, the guy loves Houston just as much as Houston loves (and misses) him. Battier and his wife Heidi were sad to leave Houston and sell their Southampton house, which they refer to as their “favorite.” The couple also misses all the amazing meals they’ve shared over the years at two Montrose hot spots — Da Marco and Dolce Vita.

Aside from his court smarts, one of the reasons Houston fans adored Battier was his laid-back nature — not afraid to sign autographs out and about, and certainly not afraid to sing a tune or two at Christian’s Tailgate on karaoke night.

“I will karaoke anytime, anywhere. My Way by Sinatra is just my bag,” he wrote. “One of the worst parts of being traded to Memphis mid year last year was cancelling our Clutch City Karaoke event in Houston to benefit The Battier Take Charge Foundation.

“I’d like to think that I am not that different from any other family man. I go to work (conditioning, shooting drills, lifting weights) and come home to hang out with my family, clean up after dinner, put the kids to bed and crack a Bud Light. Pretty standard really.”

(Coincidentally or not, Bud Light just so happens to be the best selling beer in Texas. Presumably another reason Shane misses H-Town?)

Even though it’s been half a season since Battier left, lifelong Rockets fan, Justin Capetillo, still misses seeing him on the court. “I miss his hustle and heart,” Capetillo said. “He was the ideal ‘team’ player, and any team is lucky to have his leadership. I don’t really like the Heat, but hope Battier finally gets his ring.”

Native Houstonian Dan Kuehn feels the same way. “I miss his gritty play and his witty interviews,” Kuehn said. “He plays the game with heart, brains, and passion. No one can argue that.”

And it’s not just the fans that miss him. The lovable, huggable Clutch mascot shared his sentiments on No. 31 saying, “Shane was one of my favorite players from my 17 years with the Rockets. He’s a standup guy — both on and off the court. He exemplified professional basketball at its finest. I miss him dearly.”

Speaking of his new team, when I asked Shane how he felt about his old teammates (who he’ll play April 22 in Miami), his response was simple, “I will be excited to play my guys on the Rockets. It will be strange but they will want to beat me as much as I want to beat them. For pride.

“If they brought me some fajitas from Lupe Tortilla or El Tiempo I’d be a happy man.”

Duly noted Shane, duly noted.

This article was featured on Culture Map, Houston’s Daily Digital Magazine in the sport’s section.

This was also part of The Blonde Side’s 30 Before 30 series.

January 1, 2012/by Jayme
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America’s Next Top Mascot

Basketball

Even from a Houston sports non-traditionalist like myself, I have to admit Clutch is one of the best mascots in the NBA. Hands down. Possibly even in all of sports. Yes, I said it.

If there were such a thing as mascot camp, Clutch would surely be the leader, right? Right.

In it’s second year of mascot camp, the Rockets are still the only NBA team to put on such a camp. While other kids are busy frolicking at music camp or fat camp, twenty of the most energetic middle school, high school and even a few college kids are hanging out with Clutch to learn how to be the best. Without saying a word.

The improv sessions and tips shared at mascot camp were so invaluable, furry and scaly animals from all over Texas and beyond came out. Even Oklahoma native, Sam “The Husky” Davis who is only a junior high student at Sequoyah but is so good at mascotting, he’s the Edmond North High School mascot. (Note – I’m not even sure if mascot can be turned into a verb, such as mascotting, but after witnessing this camp, I’m a proponent for it.) At only thirteen-years old, Sam has been a mascot for four years and is well on his way to anonymous stardom.

Robert Boudwin, or “Clutch the Bear” (which we shall use interchangeably from here on out) has been a mascot for over twenty years and is going into his 17th season as Clutch. Seventeen seasons in a sport is tough. For anyone. Think about it. Not many athletes last that long. Definitely not many front office staff either. And if you don’t think Clutch is an athlete or part of the Houston Rockets front office, you surely are mistaken.

Having witnessed just a 15-minute performance for the campers in an air-conditioned conference room inside the Toyota Center, I can personally vouch that Robert sweats more than Kobe, Shaq and the head of Sam Cassell combined.

If you think he’s not part of the front office, then you’re crazier than one of these animated mascots. At over 9-feet tall, Clutch is a living, breathing billboard and an extension of the Rocketball brand. As Robert pointed out during camp, the ball is in play for 48 minutes, but fans are in their seats for over two and a half hours. That’s 150 minutes chockfull of Clutch antics of dancing, cakes-in-face, stripping down to his skivvies and whatever else the loveable, huggable mammal conjures up.

Even schools like University of Houston – Downtown see the value in Clutch’s camp sending their Gator, Donte Lewis, to learn from Clutch. “They want me to learn to be more interactive, like Clutch,” Donte said. Blake Bjostad and Jake Hansen made the 500-mile roundtrip trek from Allen, TX with their teacher to learn from Clutch. Jake and Blake were the only inflatable mascots (“Big Boy” the Eagle) at camp wowing the group with their signature headstand. Last year, aspiring mascot Ryan came out sans costume to learn the peculiarities of mascotting. After gaining skill and confidence from camp, Ryan happily returned this year as the Cy-Fair Bobcat with costume in hand.

My favorite part of mascot camp was watching the mascoters dress up in their own costumes and take cues from Clutch on the sideline. He’d yell prompts like, “show me elated, you’re on fire, confident” for the mascots to act out.

Here are a few noteworthy performances:
Clutch’s cue: Show me dead.
Sarah Alcoser (aka “Kitty the Bulldog” from John H. Reagan)’s reaction: turns mascot head around
Clutch’s cue (to a female mascot): You’re the man!
Female mascot’s reaction: grabs crotch area
Clutch’s cue: Show me you have to go to the bathroom. Number 1. But don’t grab yourself.
Four mascot’s reactions: not a thing
Clutch’s cue: You just got a phone call. It’s your mother.
Mascot: hangs up phone.

I promised Clutch I wouldn’t reveal all his trade secrets, but here are some key components to being a successful, well-rounded mascot I learned at camp:

– Learn the difference between creepy and aggressive (I can imagine this is a key differentiator to being successful at your gig).

– Find a good balance of your skits and innuendos as a mascot. It’s difficult to make the masses (adults and kids alike) laugh at one skit, but think more like Homer Simpson, not Peter Griffin.

– Don’t wave like a normal person, wave like a cartoon character with your entire body. The costumes absorb motion so every move you make should be exaggerated. If Clutch goes to shake his tail feather, you won’t see anything with that robust costume, so he grabs his hips or his backside for fans to see.

– Like Big Brother, someone is always watching the mascot. With over 18,000 seats in the Toyota Center, Clutch ensures even his break time is part of the game.

– Never let the audience see you partially dressed in costume. “Think of yourself like Superman. You’re either all Clark Kent or all Superman. Never a partial variation of either,” Clutch explains.

– Don’t make refs the butt of your joke. Ever. (Especially not the overplayed Three Blind Mice piece.)

– My personal favorite – “If your character has a tail, make sure that’s all it’s used for.”

That’s a wrap on mascot camp. As Clutch would say, “Good work. Everyone can take their heads off now.”

This article was featured on Culture Map, Houston’s Daily Digital Magazine in the sport’s section.

August 5, 2011/by Jayme
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